Remix of the conversation between Lil' Red riding hood and BBW (beautiful black woman)

Red: My! What wide nose you have.

Sistah: All the better to take up air with.

Red: But Sistah, what dark skin you have.

Sistah: All the better to fight off the harsh African sun.

Red: What kinky hair you've got?

Sistah: All the better to conserve water in the tropical heat

Red:But Sistah, Why are you so prone to birthing twins?

Sistah: All to better the odds of high rate of mortality and low life expectancy.

Red: Why do you always seem so angry and violent?

Sistah: All the better to ward off any prospective slave traders and ambitious superiorist(is that even a word?) groups

Red: Why are you so beautiful?

Sistah: All the better to attract the other half of our specie (we gotta keep up our depleting race, ya know?!).

LOL. Musings of a mischievous mind.